Crappers Quarterly - Archives 2004

Archives 2004

Second Quarter 2004

Random Reader Submission: The Old Light Off in the Toilet Trick
Dear Folks: Thanks for the information. A good bathroom joke I started in college and still do if I can get away with it is to turn the lights out while leaving the rest room and somebody is in the stall. This is only fun if the potty has no other lighting. You have to make sure, before doing this procedure, that no stall user can see you through the stall door crack. Some stall users like to spy on people around the door. Otherwise, you had better find some good means to escape the area, say at an Interstate rest stop or restaurant. (From a Reader)

P.S. I neglected to list a location of my college toilet. It is at a college in St. Paul, Minnesota. I hate to divulge which one but will if you insist. I wonder if that wonderful toilet is still there.

Random Thoughts: Spam
Like us, I'm sure you have been excited by the number of penis enlargement and low rate mortgage offers that you receive in your email box. However, despite this extraordinary crap a few funny nuggets come through. One technique now being used is to put a random combination of words in the Subject line to entice you to open the email. Well, a great deal of these end up sounding like Turds! One of my recent favorites was Fringe Clung.

Random Thoughts: Worst Ever Turd Submission
While this isn't the most graphic Turd ever submitted to us, along with Hot Carls it may just be the worst. Here it is along with our response to the submitter.

If you were going to the restroom, one could say: "I'm gonna go take the colored kids to the pool." -(Reader's Name Withheld)

And if we put that on our web site, one could say, "That is one of the lamest things anybody has ever sent us."

Did ya even read the list before you sent that???

(Reader), I am sorry to say that...you have no Elvis in you. You are, in fact, THE ANTI-ELVIS!

Sincerely,
The Mystery Crapper

First Quarter 2004

In a Pinch: The Very Stinky Poop Against the Humble Clock

Breaking News!: London Loos
LONDON - Visitors to Britain will find a new stop on London’s site-seeing route this spring: a usable public toilet enclosed in one-way mirrored glass situated on a sidewalk near the River Thames. The contemporary art exhibit, which allows the user to see out while passers-by cannot peep in, toys with the concepts of privacy and voyeurism. By Jennifer Carlile, Reporter, MSNBC

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