The Clog

Back about 10 years ago I was at a friend's party hitting the keg of Shiner Bock. One one of my trips to the head to get rid of some of the beer I got rid of a little gas too and to my horror discovered I'd had a case of the wet farts. My thoughts raced....did I get my jeans..do I run to the car...luckily only my drawers were stained. I carefully removed them and in my drunken state decided to flush 'em not thinking that they might clog the toilet. Fortunately the toilet didn't overflow much. I pulled the soggy brownstained underwear out, buried them in the bottom of the trashcan and slipped out quietly. No one ever figured out who put the soiled underwear in the bathroom trash...but it still comes up every once in awhile over beers. I have to do my best to keep a straight face.

(From CQ Reader)