The Ottobar (Davis Street)

Scary. Because within this pink and black painted room is the pure unknown. Do not approach without thick rubber gloves. No gloves? Wash hands extremely well- but don't expect a hand dryer or paper towels. There are none to be found. After a good flush the toilet did appear newly cleaned. You have to hold the lever down in order to do this- on the count of three: 1 sticky, 2 sticky, 3 sticky... viola! Then it's your turn, if you dare. Notice the thick white roll of toilet paper. Extra points! Hover carefully. The writing on the walls, a pink painted radiator, and the handsome band stickers was all mildly entertaining, if not a bit charming.

User Friendliness = 2
Cleanliness = 2
Privacy = 4
Facilities = 2
Overall Rating = 2