El Morro Fort

This is the famous fort at the entrance to the San Juan harbor. Be careful, be very very careful. Privacy is non existent. Use this restroom only if you have to. Its clean, which is good, however the number of people coming in and out of the facility will make your head spin. Remember, this is one of the stops for all tour buses and vans, so every tourist that has been 'holding' it will be using this facility. (Review by Cheech)

San Juan Hotel & Casino

A Rolls Royce. Marble floors, oak doors, gold toilet handle. A masterpiece. Secluded, totally private and soundproof stalls. All you need is a magazine rack and you are in heaven. By far, a 10 out of 10 on all accounts, with 2 full rolls of soft toilet paper, and a low boy toilet seat so your feet don't hang above the floor. Custom. This toilet was made for the rich and famous; its worth the trip. And, no bathroom attendant! (Review by Cheech)