Crappers Quarterly - Restroom Reviews

Restroom Reviews

CQ's Mystery Crapper hits the world's hottest spots to get the "poop" on which crappers are clean and friendly, and which ones aren't. We also encourage our readers to submit their own reviews to our editorial department for publishing on the site.

Ratings are on a five roll scale, with five being the best and zero being the worst. The criteria of cleanliness, privacy, user friendliness and facilities offered are used to come up with an overall crapability score. Here are some general guidelines for scores:

Rating Scale

	The king of throne rooms. Almost impossible to attain.
	It's not home but close to it.
	Better than your average crapper.
	It will do in a pinch.
	For emergency purposes ONLY!
	TRAINSPOTTING! DON'T GO THERE! WE DIDN'T!!
Subtract One	Subtract one roll for a bathroom attendant.
	Indicates obvious handicrapping accessibility.

Submit a Toilet Review

Ok, this is your chance to tell us about a toilet you have visited. Make sure to include the location (i.e. Bob's Gas Station), grade, handicrapping access, bathroom attendant and any other comments you can provide. All submissions remain anonymous unless you want us to give you credit. Email any photos to info@crappersquarterly.com.

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Handicrapping?	Y or N required
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